Hello, my special people. Today’s episode of Destructoid is live and ready to be gazed upon by your hungry eyes.

In this episode, Tara discussed a couple of news stories involving theiPadandiPad 2, to which I paid little attention, because I was too excited about theESRB’s report onTwo Worlds 2. Specifically, the part about exposed buttocks and cursing. After that, we talked aboutMattel’s new deal with THQ, and then I got really upset because the director ofKid Icarus: Uprisingsays the Nintendo 3DS is only 3Dif you sit really still.

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Somehow, this led to me shouting aboutTeleroboxerand The Power Glove. And robot cats, or something. (I don’t even know, I had like four energy drinks before ten this morning.)

Oh, hey. Spoiler alert: Tara’s wearing glasses in this episode. OMG, right?

3DS games for sale

Watch us flap our sexy, awful gums for you after the jump.

3DS and Wii U credit

Nintendo Switch StreetPass

StreetPass

3DS and Wii U

The Netflix Wii U app

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Pokémon Bank, Transporter and Home logos