Sometimes posts just write themselves. Such is the case with this latest edition ofCaptain Obvious. I think we can all agreeanalystsare pretty … well, useless. Usually, they spout off things we all already know or something so outlandish that only a person who really wasn’t in touch with “real gamers” would say. Take a look at what this genius said (what’s even worse is that gaming biz siteslike thiscontinue to feed the useless beast):

The continued shortages of the Nintendo Wii could mean that potential consumers will lose interest in a product they cannot easily buy, according to IDC’s Billy Pidgeon.

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Oh my God, really? What fancy Ivy League school did you attend to be able to come up with that gem?

The analyst also believes that rival next-generation consoles from Sony and Microsoft are lacking strong software support, which could lead to a loss of market share during the second quarter of 2007.

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No way! Wow, I feel so much smarter now. Thanks Billy Pidgeon! And thank youGamesIndustryfor the idiotic news filler and Captain Obvious nod!

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