The appearance of good old Captain Kirk made me so momentarily excited that I thought about playingWorld of Warcraftagain. Then I rememberedI hate it with a burning passionand that I would prefer to slice off my nipples with a dull cheese knife before I would play it again, but it’s a testament to the weirdly unexplainable charisma of William Shatner that I considered it for even a moment.

Of course, Shatner probably wouldn’t be caught dead playing the game, much less having a buffed up shaman character, but I have to admit there is something a bit clever about the ads themselves. There’s aMr. T ad too, which you may see after the jump. I’m befuddled that Mr. T doesn’t look all that much older than he did twenty years ago. Hardly matters, since you don’t question Mr. T.

Tower Staff mask in Destiny 2.

Also T, I’m pretty sure that style of gold hoops is actually a girl’s earring style. I’m just saying.

Destiny 2 VS Chill Inhibitor.

Hotbar in Final Fantasy XIV

For Honor Lord Shaxx and Saint-14 skins.

Destiny 2 Vault.

Destiny 2 Tonic ingredients shelf.

once human citrus county orange trees

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