In ashocking discovery, FOXTOID is able to report on a potentiallydamagingscandal involving black presidential candidate Barack Obama who isblack. It has been confirmed by ourexpert witnessMrs. Higgins who lives down the road that Obama may have been in a GameStop, which is a store that sellsvideogames, according to research.
“It might have been him,” said Higgins. “It looked like him anyway. He was a black man.”
As if that wasn’t scandalous enough, Mrs. Higgins has another bombshell for us. While in the store, this black man who might have beenBarack Obamawas seen purchasing a videogame. Mrs. Higgins, who by this time had pressed her nose up to the storefront window for a closer look, confirms the game wasBratz: The Moviefor the Playing Station Two.
Presidential black candidateBarack Obamapurchasing videogames about little girls? UH OH!
What’s more, Mrs. Higgins is 50% sure she saw Barack’s hand gently brush one of the girls’ faces on the cover, and a staggering 70% surehe enjoyed itwhen he did it. Far be it from this humble reporter to suggest thatBablack Oblacka is a PEDOPHILE, but … c’mon … y’know …
Have YOU seen what might be a black celebrity engaging in pedophillic activity? Has a black man ever had sex with YOUR child? Was he Barack Obama/Eddie Murphy? Could YOU tell the difference? Write to FOXTOID and let us know.
