Nursery-room appropriate music? Check. Japanese guy saying “Ackushun Addvenchu-aaahhh”? Check. Gamecube quality graphics. That’s an affirmative. Put them all together, and you know what we’ve got; anotherPokePark Wiitrailer.

Don’t assume that when I say “Gamecube quality” graphics, that I mean it in a bad way. On the whole, I’d rather look at graphics from five years ago than thedermatologically handicappeddudes often found on the HD-consoles. Sometimes detailed graphics just aren’t important, and I see nothing aboutPokePark Wiithat warrants more detailed visuals. Watching Pikachu headbutt squirrels in the ass and periodically get his mime on is a guaranteed good time, regardless of the resolution.

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I’m comfortable enough with my manhood to say thatPokePark Wiilooks promising. Taking real-time Pokemon combat and combining it with the type of mini-games found inPokemon Stadium 1and2is a fine idea. The game is set forpre-order in Japan right now, and if NoA passes on it like they have so many other NoJ games, I’ll probably import it.

How about you? You feeling this low-res, Pokemon head-to-ass butting thing?

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