Last week, we asked you guys to come upcome up with the captionfor the above screenshot taken fromTwisted Pixel’sXbox LIVE Arcade game,The Maw. The reason? To win a code to download the game, of course!

We shouldn’t have been surprised when more than half of you came up with captions that were either sex- or penis- related. We won’t lie — we giggled. But here are our three winners, in no particular order:

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Brando:“Maw became suddenly appalled when he realized that Frank did not strictly adhere to the ‘All Employees Must Wash their Hands Before Returning to Work’ sign.”

Brilliam:“Wow, so THAT’S what it’s like to have depth perception?! That sounds like so much fun!’

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RhythmVictim:“Maw panics as he realizes he’ll have to leave Frank hanging.”

Congrats to everyone who won. You should have already received an email from me regarding your codes. Thanks to everyone who entered and to the folks at Twisted Pixel for providing us with with the prizes.

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Looking for a good time-waster? Read all 150-plus entries to our contest. Or,read our full review ofThe Maw.

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