Ok, if you aren’t some sort of SNK enthusiast, bear with me here. Earlier this year, on April Fool’s Day, SNK Playmore announced a game calledStar Radish, an 8-bit Neo Geo shmup made by a “Mikadosoft.” Everyone thought the game was a joke,but it’s actually playable… inDoki Majo Plus, a sequel tothe notoriously NSFWDoki Majo Shinpan. Like the original,Plusis a witch-hunting game: players track down witches by looking for their “witch mark.”

Except the witches are all junior high school students. And the “mark” is usually covered up by clothing.

Article image

In any case, one of the potential witches is a retro enthusiast named Renge Oda who willtalk your ear offabout games likePsycho Soldierif you let her. EnterStar Radish.I’m not sure howDoki Majo Plusmakes the jump from “interrogating” Renge to playing her favorite new game, but it’s there.

There’s some gameplay footage after the break, but you’ll have to sit through Renge’s awful voiceovers the entire time, speaking some sort of moon-gibberish. The screen unexplicably goes dark at the 1:40 mark, though. Unfortunately, while it’s a quirky bit of fanservice,Star Radishdoesn’t look interesting enough to sift through the hours of loli molestation required to get to it.

Battlefield 6 aiming RPG at a helicopter

[viaTinyCartridge]

BO7 key art

yordles animation still image

Destiny 2 Solstice 2025 armor

Hell is Us gameplay reveal

Black Ops 6 Season 5 Multiplayer Ransack Mode

Tekken Tag Tournament 2: a black and white Jin and Heihachi stand back-to-back.

PEAK Bing Bong plushie

GigabyteMon