.tiff gave you a sneak peak

at what theKing of Kong: a Fistful of Quartersmovie is going to be like a few weeks ago. After watching that trailer, I thought maybe the movie would show people a unique side to classic gaming. Watching this newest clip though has killed a little piece of my soul.

Superman, Elio, and Glordon all looking up

This leaked clip of one of the scenes from the movie introduces Mark “Piger” Alpiger, a late bloomer who is 43-years-old. Piger holds the record title toCrystal Castles. In fact, he’s so good at the game, he can play it with hisfeet. Not only that, he’s socool, he abbreviates game names:

“It’s notMarble Madness, it’sMarble. It’s notCrystal Castles, it’sCrystal. It’s notPaper Boy, it’sPaper. (Looks at someone off screen) I don’t know, do you sayPaperorPaper Boy?”

Three characters walking through red water with a massive dinosaur looming over them in jurassic world rebirth next to a boy riding a black dragon in how to train your dragon

If you’ve managed to get beyond this part of the clip without dying from laughter, Piger goes on to describe his hate of “suits with low brain power”, how long he’s been playing, and how he discovered that weight lifting gloves work great playing withMarbleand other arcade games.

Steve, Garrett, and Henry standing on a bridge in front of a Woodland Mansion in A Minecraft Movie.

Five A Minecraft Movie characters standing in a blocky Minecraft forest with a dog.

A Minecraft Movie cast standing together in Minecraft

The Fantastic Four standing in front of a large blue four in Marvel’s The Fantastic Four: First Steps film.

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The Fantastic Four and Thunderbolts teams from Marvel

The fantastic four standing in front of a big blue four on a stage and a close up shot of superman with a serious expression