Last year, we saw only a slightly cheesy trailer, but this year’sE3 Sony press conferencebrought with it a full demo ofGod of War III, which we naturally captured in video form for your viewing pleasure. I would like to draw your attention toGod of War III‘s most dynamic and impressive feature: Saggy Harpy Tits. As you may see, the Saggy Harpy Tits, or SHT as we like to call them, are realistically rendered with some impressive textures and some fantastic nipple mapping....

Only an idiot would deny that Microsoft rocked E3 yesterday. Regardless of whether you love or hate the company, they provided a barrel load of crowd pleasing announcements and a load of stupid sh*t, which is pretty much what you want from a good conference. Despite blowing a huge load yesterday morning, however, Microsoft’s Shane Kim promises that more is on the way. “We didn’t put every Microsoft Game Studios game that’s coming out this year on stage, so I don’t think you can use that as the only proxy,”he explains....

BothDaleandColetteare really excited forDisney Epic Mickey, and rightfully so. The game’s paint-versus-thinner mechanic seems really cool; I love the way you can use it to add to or detract from the environment. Above, you can check out some off-screen footage from the E3 show floor. Doesn’t it make you want to have the game in your hands, like, right now? Disney Epic Mickeyis due out later this year, exclusively for the Wii....

When the Gamecock boys announced they would be holding a eulogy for E3, many scoffed, many scratched their heads in bewilderment, and a few even coughed uncomfortably and shifted in their seats. After all, what did an indie publisher know about an event that vanished from existence before they were formed? Proving exactly how prescient the Gamecock boys are though, they had the foresight to get other people to make asses of themselves on their behalf, and with that in mind, they tapped our very own Boss Bot Niero to eulogize the mo’f***er....

I still don’t know what to make of Techland’sCall of Juarez: The Cartel, and these screenshots don’t exactly help. A lot of these are from the game’s multiplayer, which has Deathmatch and other modes that aren’t revealed yet — although you can see some “challenge” stuff going on. The main game positions drug cartels as the new outlaws to warrant thatCall of Juarezname. You can play as one of three characters, who will each have their own story and ending, across a 15-mission campaign mode....

I saw nearly 30 games at the EA Showcase at EA Studios in Redwood Shores yesterday. After getting hands-on time with, or at least seeing, everything EA had to offer, I came to one simple conclusion:Henry Hatsworth in the Puzzling Adventurewas the best game of the show to me. Wait a second; I actually liked a casual game over something likeMercenaries 2(which was at the EA Showcase and a preview will be coming) or any of the other hardcore games?...

Every review I have read of recent indie platformerSuper Meat Boyhas had one thing in common: almost all of them —including our own!— have mentioned how brutal the game is onthe reviewers’ own fingers. Strange thing to bring up in a videogame review — the way the game affects your real world body parts. But after playing the game over and over (and over) again, I realized: the reviewers were right....

Wii game of the year?Elebits? Is Summa actually gonna do it? I think I may just have, but you’ll have to wait until Destructoid’s end of the year awards to find out. Until then, let’s all breathe in the goodness ofElebits. ForgetZelda, forget all the other throw aways on the Wii, this is THE game to have on the system. If you have a Wii, go buyElebits. If you don’t have a Wii, go buy a Wii and buyElebits....

A company called B-Project Inc. is prepping something calledElevator Action Deluxefor PS3. This was uncovered in a new entry from theAustralian classificationdatabase. The publisher will be Square Enix. This game isnotabout having sex twice in an elevator before it reaches the top floor. Older gamers will remember that in this Taito classic the goal is actually to get down to the bottom floor. Take the lift, hit the stairs, shoot people in the face — do whatever you need to do to get down....

While everybody in Japan and America have been enjoying their “last-gen” rumble, we in Europe have had to do without. Obviously, this is understandable, because just likeSmash Brothers, there is simplyso muchtranslation involved. You need to change “DualShock” on the boxes to “L’DualShock,” and that takes forever! Sony claims the DualShock 3 is the “first choice for gamers,” which is funny, because up until now we’ve nothadthat choice. Fear not, however, for we have now been graced witha release date, and that date is July 4th....

If you’re still in the dark about Fatshark’s Wild West themed team-based shooterLead and Gold: Gangs of the Wild Westthe above might help. It’s a PR-created interview with Fatshark’s executive producer Martin Wahlund. He’ll walk you through the game’s five different modes and the professions, and clear up any of those little fuzzy areas. If that doesn’t do it for you — and we haveliterature on this game, by the way — perhaps these non-moving pictures in the gallery will give you a better indication of what you’re dealing with....

I’ve been an admirer of Donut Games for quite some time. They make solid, fun little iOS games that usually chomp up a lot of spare time, andRat on a Skateboardseems to keep that trend going. The name really says it all. You’re a rat on a skateboard, and you have to jump over obstacles and collect items. Pretty simple stuff, but fun all the same. Donut Games has some quality behind it, so you’d do well to nab this while it’s free....

It seems that fortune has smiled upon me today, with a free App of high quality that can be recommended without embarrassment. It’s calledScarlett and the Spark of Life: Scarlett Adventures Episode 1(iOS), which is a really long title when you put it out there in full. Anyway,Scarlettis a sharp little adventure game with a traditional focus on item puzzles and silly humor. I have a feeling that fans of old LucasArts will enjoy the game’s spirit, and I wouldn’t balk at a price for this, so the current free status makes it a steal....