TvC:UAS character count and sleazy quote get ESRB-nounced

Man, the ESRB should start charging for their PR services. Their “warnings” have done a lot to get me excited for videogames over the past few days. This time though, the news isn’t all good. According to thisESRB description,Tatsunoko Vs Capcom: Ultimate All Starswill definitely cap at 26 characters. Count the playable cast of the original game (22), minus the fat genie (21) plus thepreviously revealedFrank West and Tekkaman Blade (23) and thestrongly rumoredMega Man Zero, Yatterman #2, andGatchaman‘s Joe (26); and you have the game’s full cast....

July 5, 2025 · 1 min · 190 words · Sabrina Smith

UFC president won’t ban fighters who sign with EA MMA

UFC president Dana White may be abandoning an earlier threat, but you can rest assured that there’s no love lost between him and EA. As we saw last summer, Hell hath no fury like aDana White scorned: after claiming that Electronic Arts laughed him off when he approached them years ago with the idea of a mixed martial arts videogame, White took his business to THQ and hit it big withUFC Undisputed 2009....

July 5, 2025 · 1 min · 211 words · Jason Reynolds

UK Charts: Need for Speed guns down Kurt Cobain

It’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for! Yes, this week’s UK Charts are here once again to remind us all that the British public can’t stop buyingMario Kart Wii. This week,Guitar Hero 5has been knocked off the top slot after just a week by EA’sNeed for Speed: Shift. Looks like EA called shotgun on that chart position. Wetdebuts at number six, which is surprising, but other than it’s the usual run of games you’ve come to expect....

July 5, 2025 · 1 min · 112 words · Sandra Cook

Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception revealed

Well bloody blimey!Entertainment Weeklyhas just revealed the next game in the critically acclaimedUnchartedseries,Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception. Taking place in the desert as some had supposed,Drake’s Deceptionis all about the relationship between Nathan Drake and Victor “Sully” Sullivan. The story will unfold across the Arabian Peninsula and the Rub’ al Khali Desert, as Nathan finds out some truths about his identity. Naughty Dog have been inspired by the early years of T....

July 5, 2025 · 1 min · 85 words · Gregg Davis

Voxatron is another one for the old human memory banks

Voxels are back! (Did they ever truly leave?) A neat-looking arena shooter calledVoxatronpopped up recently, and uh, just watch the video already. Lexaloffle Gamesdescribes it as“mostly justRobotronset in a 3D destructible world with goofy creatures,” and is aiming for a release later this year on PC, Mac, and according to the trailer, “+.” That means potentially more platforms, I guess? We’ll be keeping an eye on this one, rest assured....

July 5, 2025 · 1 min · 84 words · Brianna Eaton

Want the Guitar Hero wireless bundle? Don’t go to Wal-Mart

Forget to make a reservation and find yourself bolting to a 24 hour Wal-Mart at 3 am? Be warned: Reports have been flooding in that Wal-Mart is selling theGuitar Hero 3bundle withsome slight alterations. What kind of alterations, you may ask? Well, it’s nothing big, really. Just a minor change to the equipment. The guitar contained within just happens to be the old one fromGuitar Hero 2. Ahem. Well. Yes....

July 5, 2025 · 1 min · 191 words · Amber Simmons

Warriors Orochi Z coming to PlayStation 3, sort of disappoints me

When I heard that aWarriors Orochigame was coming to the PS3, I was quite excited. Finally, a current-gen iteration of the biggest and most interestingWarriorsgame Koei has ever made. However, the disappointing news is thatWarriors Orochi Zis not a brand newOrochititle, it’s merely the firstWarriors Orochiand its sequel glued together. One new playable character is confirmed, along with another non-playable one. In addition, you will be able to choose your own characters for the storyline modes and not be limited to a select few generals....

July 5, 2025 · 1 min · 133 words · Julie Burns

Waste some time with the Gorillaz flash games

The new Gorillaz album recently released and the newly revamped Web site features a couple of games for Gorillaz fans! The first part of the game recreates the “Stylo” music video by having players race through levels inSpy Hunterfashion. The gameplay gets changed up halfway through as players take control of Cyborg Noodle to take out a cop giving chase. In the second act, Murdoc has to rescue Cyborg Noodle and 2D underwater....

July 5, 2025 · 1 min · 150 words · Diana Aguilar

Weekend Destructainment: Jazzercise edition

Weekend Destructainment is a collection of funny videos brought together from all across the Internet to bring you entertainment on these slow and boring weekends. Jazzercise, chiptunes, Freakazoid, cats and more are packed into Weekend Destructainment this week. After the break, check out theTeam Fortress 2orchestra. Next, it’s Mega Man as an exercise instructor. Followed by Robby and Aaron playing someDungeons and Dragons. Next up is a chiptunes version of “Perfect Drug”....

July 5, 2025 · 1 min · 197 words · Alexis Lane

What’s wrong with your face, Anya Stroud?

Patricia Hernandez brought us adetailed look at some of theearly bits ofGears of War 3’scampaign. Along with her preview came some new screenshots and we couldn’t help but notice one new screen in particular. What the hell is wrong with Anya Stroud’s face?! Did Marcus just let out abig fart next to her? What do you think they’re all looking out to make such a gross expression?

July 5, 2025 · 1 min · 67 words · Amy Smith

World of Keflings makes beautiful music

Above you will see a video ofWorld of Keflingswhich demonstrates the musical cannons in the game. So, basically, looks to me to be a more complicated version ofMario Paint. That’s not a complaint, mind you. I’ve whiled away many afternoons just cruising from one tune produced inMario Paintto the next. From the demonstration in the video, things could get downright ridiculous once players start mucking about using the game to make music themselves....

July 5, 2025 · 1 min · 100 words · Michelle Davis

WWE Smackdown Vs. Raw 2010 now a Greatest

THQ sends word thatWWE Smackdwn Vs. Raw 2010is now both a Greatest Hits and Player’s Choice title in North America. If you don’t speak Retail Gaming, know that this means that the PS3 title will now cost $29.99 (and the PS2/PSP for $19.99) as a Greatest Hits title. The wrestling game with over 60 playable characters has also joined the Player’s Choice over at Nintendo’s camp, so there will be a discounted version available for the Wii, and will be priced at $19....

July 5, 2025 · 1 min · 83 words · Erik Adams

YTMND Thursday: Serious Cat is f**king serious, edition

It seems like I’m making mini themes out of YTMND Thursday. Last week, I had a heavy influence ofTeam Fortress 2related YTMNDs. This week, theStreet Fighterseries takes over. I don’t know how anyone thought a School Bus fightingStreet Fighterswas a good idea, but it works out pretty nicely — at least in regards to Akuma. My favorite this week is easily the Serious Cat/Street FighterYTMND. There’s no way someone cannot laugh at that....

July 5, 2025 · 1 min · 79 words · Carlos Fowler