The latest title on the high seas of the PlayStation Network isRatchet & Clank Future: Quest for Booty. Taking place right afterRatchet & Clank Future: Tools of Destruction, this title is a mini-adventure as part of a larger search for Clank. Washed ashore on Hoolefar Island, with most of your items gone, you’ve got to find some way to find Clank. Thus beginsQuest for Booty. The mini-adventure for the PSN is high-riding at $15, and clocks in at around four hours of play....

The above clip is utterly mind boggling. Upon viewing, a barrage of questions leapt out at me like Jennifer Grey’s gigantic beak; questions like “Why now?”, “Why ever?” and “What would Jerry Orbach think?”Those first two questions I still can’t answer, but as for the last one, we can only pray they don’t get Destructoid in Heaven or Mr. Orbach might just fulfill all of my zombie apocalypse fantasies. Assuming there is a good and just God above, the last thing going through the minds of the devs at Codemasters who created this abomination will most certainly be the teeth of the undead Lennie Briscoe....

Hopeful readers may have convinced themselves that the launch of a brand newCrackdownNXE themecould herald the arrival of a sequel to one of the Xbox 360’s most empowering and amusing games. Unfortunately, Microsoft has denied that any such news is forthcoming, so you’re able to put away your dreams of punting lorries into people’s faces for now. “We are always looking for new ways for fans to connect with their favorite games, including the award-winningCrackdown, and thus we created the new theme pack,” stated an MS rep toOXM....

One would think that the only thing better than one really hot woman with a thong pulled so far up her ass it’s practically cutting her in half would be two really hot women with thongs pulled so far up their asses they’re practically cutting them in half, but a new Cammy statue from SOTA featuring two Cammys in different outfits proves the opposite. See the problem? Each Cammy is blocking the other Cammy’s best feature....

Here we go – one more press conference and then I get to actually go to the show floor and play games, a moment I’ve been waiting for. For now, however, Konami has my full attention. Hit the jump to check out our live coverage of the press conference, which already looks like it may be better than yesterday’s Capcom conference (but then again, how could it not be).

Okay, so, wasn’t expecting a full retail price for ODST here. Yup, it’s going to go for $59.99. There’s also going to be a collector’s edition which will go for $99.99 and will include aHalo ODSTthemed controller. As for the new mode Firefight, it sounds lot likeGears of War 2’sHorde mode. It’s a cooperative multiplayer mode where players have to fight together as ODST soldiers taking on waves of enemies. You’ll also be able to play as Sgt....

Well, the big three press conferences are finally over. Sony unleashed the PlayStation Vita, Nintendo pulled the covers off the Wii U and Microsoft … well … they had Fable. Having seen all three conferences, I can safely say that none of them compared to the sheer brilliance of Ubisoft and Mr. Caffeine. However, which of the three companies made second place? Here are my Jimpressions of all three conferences, complete with performance grades....

The kind folks over atSemnat Studiosjust shot us an email to let us know that their odd WiiWare creation,Eduardo the Samurai Toaster, is going to be released on June 15th, 2009. June 15th, 2009? Why, that’s next week! And what’s more, the game is only 800 Wii points! Pretty awesome. For the unititiated,Eduardo the Samurai Toasteris a unique looking run-and-gun WiiWare game that is playable by up to four players. Even though I have a very deep appreciation for the strange visuals, I have no idea how the game plays....

Luc Bernard’s first iPhone game,Mechos Wars, is doing pretty well with the criticsandthe kids. I haven’t played it myself, but I hear from very reputable sources that the game is a solid example of the turn-based military strategy genre. That gives me even more hope forSteam Pirates(temporary name), Luc’s next iPhone game, currently in pre-production. The game is planned to be an RPG, set on the high seas, featuring painted backgrounds and hand-drawn animations....

In news that is sure to thrill the hardest of the hardcore, it’s been confirmed thatThe Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3Dwill include theMaster Questversion of the game as well as the original. Associate PR manager David Young revealed the feature while rattling off the game’s enhancements in avideo interview. TheMaster Questversion (originally released on the GameCube) is for those who have played the everloving spunk out ofOcarinaand want a fresh taste, featuring as it does a series of reworked dungeons and puzzles....

Today’s fake game comes to you courtesy ofPwn Daddy(with a Photoshop by our own Topher Cantler, of course), and I’d play it in a heartbeat if only to see Mega Man and Mike Haggar on the same screen together. Says the Daddy: Basically, Kingdom Hearts without the Disney. Hell, the Super Friends had the band of villans they all fought, why not add in Link, Cecil, Mega Man, and Haggar all in one party and have them romp through and kick the shit out of everything in front of them as a team?...

If you had been waiting to pick upFight Night Round 4, Electronic Arts wants your business. The EA Sports-branded title now costs $39.99 for Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3. You can use the money you saved to blow on some new downloadable content, which EA has scheduled for this December. The pack will retail for 800 MS Points/$9.99, and will include new playable boxers Bernard Hopkins, Sonny Liston, and Evander Holyfield....

PlayStation Universe hasa snippetof information from the latest issue of Dengeki that will be sure to lather all you chocobo fanboys (and girls) into a frenzy. Apparently, Squenix told Dengeki that a demo for their upcoming yaoi wankfestFinal Fantasy XIIIwill be playable later this year, more than not likely at the reconstituted E3 (which is now titled “The E for Everyone Convention”, inviting manyjokes about people’s mothers that were played out when we got a hold of them months ago)....