Square-Enix says pretty, emo teens are the magic RPG formula

I joke about it sometimes, but the truth of the matter is I like playing RPGs with pretty boys as lead characters. I’d rather stare at a hot guy for 80 hours than a dude who looks like Rodney Dangerfield. Apparently Square-Enix sees the magic of the formula as well, if recent comments fromThe Last Remnantdeveloper Yusuke Naora are to be believed: “The format of the RPG lends itself well to having a teenage protagonist....

July 21, 2025 · 2 min · 246 words · Eric Morton

Star Wars Galaxies: 12 servers to be killed in October

Star Wars Galaxiesisn’t dead — far, far from it actually. Earlier this week developer and caretaker Sony Online Entertainment announced that it plans to kill over ten servers because the MMO’s player base is so damn lively and energetic. And it was all a part of a glorious plan. Apparently, SOE has been allowing players to transfer their characters (for free) to other, more populated servers. As a result of the mass migration, SOE now has a license to pull the plug on the less populated servers....

July 21, 2025 · 2 min · 323 words · Gina Barajas

Take a look at what CivWorld for Facebook will be like

Are you guys excited forCivWorldonFacebook? No? Maybe these two video walkthroughs of the gameplay elements inCivWorldwill help, and maybe not. Maybe you are the type that doesn’t mind playing these kind of games during boring office hours, and maybe you even spent $5.99 on something like Zynga cash before. If you are not that person, here’s analternative.

July 21, 2025 · 1 min · 57 words · Taylor Wallace

Take to the ring in the Punch-Out!! King Hippo Contender kit

What is this Heavyweight Contender kit, you ask? Why, it’s a marketing tie-in for the upcoming Wii version ofPunch-Out!!. Exclusive to Amazon.com, the kit contains a replica of King Hippo’s crown, the King Hippo desktop punching bag, official King Hippo boxer shorts and Doc Lewis’ remedy chocolate bar (I hear it heals wounds). Yes, this is a bit silly, and it doesn’t come with an actual copy of the game. Still, I have to admit I laughed when I saw it....

July 21, 2025 · 1 min · 154 words · William Roman

TGS 08: Japan’s unwashed masses descend on Makuhari Messe

There’s nothing nice about the first public day of the Tokyo Game Show. Hell, the press-only days are kind of hectic in their own way. But when the flood gates open and the public comes in, it’s very difficult to move around or see anything. Lines that were 20 minutes long are now two hours long. In some areas, there’s a fair chance you’ll be swept along with the crowd, not being able to break away and get to the booth or attraction you were headed for....

July 21, 2025 · 2 min · 234 words · Amanda Clay

That was fast: Remix of the Mega Man 10 theme

The trailer forMega Man 10wasreleased last Thursdayand there’s already a remix of the main theme song! I’m not really digging the chiptune theme of the nextMega Mangame, but I do really like this remix! It actually reminds me ofF-Zerofor the Super Nintendo. The remix was created by Japanese artistCitolowho gave the theme a high energy kick to the balls. This is the first of many remixes to come needless to say....

July 21, 2025 · 1 min · 87 words · Julie Scott

The Daily Hotness: Francis hates everything

Oh, Francis. He hates everything. If I was Francis, I would be so happy! It’s my dream to become the hero of the world during the zombie apocalypse. I already have all my plans set, waiting for that glorious day.Dale checked outTokyo Beat Down, aBoom Bloxsequel was announced,Prince of Persiais getting new content, DRM screwed upGears of Warfor the PC, and plenty more happened on 01/29/09.Destructoid Originals:RetroforceGO! records episode 77 tonight: We heart CapcomThe Memory Card ....

July 21, 2025 · 4 min · 692 words · Gabriel Sims

The Daily Hotness: Fullmetal

I’m turning Hotness into a little Japanator post tonight just so I can tell you all how amazingFullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhoodis. Every episode has been a thrill ride and it’s easily my second favorite anime of all time now. You can catch episodes on Funimation, YouTube and Hulu. Seth Killian guest on Bit Transmission, we reviewed2010 FIFA World Cup, win aAlpha Protocol iPod Touch, a black Wii is coming and more happened on 04/28/10....

July 21, 2025 · 2 min · 389 words · Maria Williams

The Daily Hotness: Girls Gone Assassins

Shortly after posting theGirls Gone Wildreview ofTench Shadow Assassins, the video was taken off Youtube. Lucky for all of us, someone uploaded the video onto Daily Motion. Enjoy it while it’s still around!Ross unveils Fanboy Friday, Samit checks outWanted: Weapons of Fate, Spiders are worth more than Xbox 360s,Halo Warshas gone gold,Onechanbarais hot, and plenty more happend on 01/23/09.Destructoid Originals:Fanboy Friday: Inaugural EditionRetroforceGO! Episode 76: Ninja Gaiden with Conrad ZimmermanIndie Nation #47: Games I do not understandFriday Night Fights: 1995 kept things real editionCommunity:C Blogs of 01/23/09Previews:Wanted: Weapons of FateContest:Win Twisted Pixel’s Xbox LIVE Arcade game, The MawNews:Canned Stuntman Wii game featured the ‘Queen of Stunt Vehicles,’ a tricycleRumortoid: Space Invaders Extreme 2 in the works?...

July 21, 2025 · 4 min · 791 words · Jesse Melton

The Daily Hotness: Jean-Claude Van Damme is a great dancer

Best rap song of the 90’s? Totally. Show us your moves Jean-Claude Van Damme! Chad hearts the originalBanjo-Kazooie, Ashley enlightens us on the identity crisis of Donkey Kong Junior, Capcom is looking for Bay Area testers, theMirror’s Edgeexclusive DLC isn’t actually exclusive, and plenty more happened on 11/12/08. Wednesday Regulars:Worms, Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3, andFeeding Frenzyget discounted on XBLAGame Debate to the Death!Katamari DamacyVSMetal Gear Solid 2 Originals:The identity crisis of Donkey Kong JuniorAn ode to the original:Banjo-Kazooie...

July 21, 2025 · 2 min · 399 words · Colton Beck

The Daily Hotness: NGP

Sony’s next handheld has been revealed. Called NGP, it sports some really cool tech. What do you make of it? Like it? Scared it’ll just be another PSP? The new episode of Contructoid is up, Darren reviewedBreach, we checked outYoostar 2,Max Anarchygets a trailer and more happened on 1/27/11. Destructoid Originals:Live Show: Backlog continues with more Killer 7 right nowDestructoid discusses Codename: NGP, the PSP successorConstructoid: Helping Nintendo to win back the hardcore...

July 21, 2025 · 2 min · 318 words · Eric Kennedy

The Daily Hotness: Transformers

So I’ve been hearing a lot of positive buzz aroundTransformers: Dark of the Moon. Have any of you seen the new movie yet? I’m still going to go see it, just curious what you all think of the new movie! Destructoid Original:New releases: Earth Defense Force and that’s itBloggers Wanted: FreedomLive show: Mash Tactics plays Uncharted 3 BetaPodtoid 157 records tomorrow YES PLEASE!Live Show: Giving Pikmin liberty or death on BacklogMonday Mind Teasers: Happy 4th of July!...

July 21, 2025 · 1 min · 201 words · Kelly Gross PhD

The first gameplay footage of Mega Man 9

Here it is folks, the first gameplay footage ofMega Man 9for WiiWare. There’s really not much to it and the entire video is covered with lots and lots of text. This video, in my professional blogger opinion, has to be the biggest tease ever made for a game. The graphics are exactly what you would expect sincethey’re going for that8-bit retro feel and the music sounds absolutely amazing. Wow, I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but this is the first time in years that I’m actually excited to play a newMega Mangame....

July 21, 2025 · 1 min · 97 words · Sara Choi PhD