Monday Mind Teasers: Drag Box

Last week’sBoomshinegamedid a phenomenal job at keeping things as simple as possible while still being thoroughly enjoyable. This week’s game does a great job of taking a similarly simple concept, but instead making it more complex with several replay incentives. Drag Boxis definitely as simple as it sounds, and those of you who had the pleasure to playFdown(Fall Down) on your TI-83calculatorsin high school will instantly realize the objective is to perpetually navigate through scrolling obstacles towards the right side of the screen for as long as you possibly can....

August 5, 2025 · 1 min · 204 words · Derrick Castillo

New Club Nintendo Rewards: DS pouches, Game & Watch: Ball

As usual, the latest rewards for Club Nintendo are actually cool enough to make you want to painstakingly redeem your games online. There’s a set ofreversible pouches, which can be used to store any of the systems in the DS family and possibly even a bar of soap, should you want to go around hitting ne’er-do-wells. More importantly, there’s a replica ofGame & Watch: Ballup for the taking, but only if you have a stockpile of coins....

August 5, 2025 · 1 min · 102 words · Gregory Murphy

New info on Halo 3 to spoil your appetite

Only sixty-two more days to go before millions of copies ofHalo 3are sold and millions of 360’s suffer from the red rings of death all on the same day! Bungie is good at tormenting their fans withARGs,videosandscreenshots. This time though, the Internets have their revenge on Bungie! Thanks tosome ninja spies, next months issue ofEGM’spreview onHalo 3got leaked early. There will be more new vehicles such as the human version of a Banshee (about damn time) called the Hornet, which can carry two gunners as well as the pilot....

August 5, 2025 · 2 min · 365 words · Mr. Billy Roth Jr.

New Vegas gets the Old World Blues in new screenshots

The next bit of downloadable content forFallout: New Vegasis due to arrive on July 19. It’ll be calledOld World Blues, and we have some screenshots for you to look at in the gallery. I don’t know what else you want me to say. Go look at the pictures, you smelly little arse.

August 5, 2025 · 1 min · 52 words · Kenneth Holt

Ni! Monty Python social games are on the way

Oh Monty Python, when will you ever stop being funny? When you are turned into casual and social games on multiple platforms, you say? Fair enough. Zattikka, a UK company aiming to capitalize on the growing social games business, has announced that it has acquired the Monty Python license. Good thing? Bad thing? Since they also have upcoming hilarious games likeButt ScanandMr Bean: Out of Controlfor the iPhone/iPad, my guess would be the latter....

August 5, 2025 · 2 min · 377 words · Hannah Thompson

Official Battlefield 3 PC requirements released

The official PC requirements forBattlefield 3were finally posted today! Minimum System RequirementsOS: Windows Vista (Service Pack 2) 32-BitProcessor: 2 GHz Dual Core (Core 2 Duo 2.4 GHZ or Althon X2 2.7 GHz)Memory: 2 GBHard Drive: 20 GBGraphics Card (AMD): DirectX 10.1 compatible with 512 MB RAM (ATI RADEON 3000, 4000, 5000 OR 6000 series, with ATI RADEON 3870 or higher performance)Graphics Card (NVIDIA): DirectX 10.0 compatible with 512 MB RAM (NVIDIA GEFORCE 8, 9, 200, 300, 400 OR 500 series with NVIDIA GEFORCE 8800 GT or higher performance)Sound card: DirectX compatibleKeyboard and MouseDVD ROM Drive...

August 5, 2025 · 1 min · 165 words · John Schaefer

Online co-op level creation not happening for LBP at launch

In one of the more disappointing bits of news regardingLittleBigPlanet, it appears that online cooperative level creation will not happen until a patch is released afterlaunch. The information stems from aposting on the official PlayStation forumsby a Media Molecule developer. The ability to create with your friends online will come as part of the first major update after the game is released. Offline creating with up to 4 people on one PlayStation 3 however is available right from the get go....

August 5, 2025 · 1 min · 183 words · Stephen Castillo

Podtoid 35: What does this mean for this headline?

Like a post-pubescent girl, we’ve once again reached that special time whereblood starts spraying from our vaginaswe must again record Podtoid. Topics of interest tonight include: Nex’s apparent lack of knowledge on the subject of female mensesWhat does this mean for that bagel you just ate? Piracy of Mario GalaxyWhat does this mean for galaxies all over the world? Will there be a resurgence in astronomical theft the likes of which the world hasn’t seen since the 1500s?...

August 5, 2025 · 1 min · 139 words · Sarah Reed

Podtoid 53 records tonight, with special guests Chad and Topher!

As Aaron Linde and Tiff Chow will be spending tonight going to game events and doing actualwork, they’ve been temporarily and guiltlessly replaced by two members of everyone’s favorite podcast that isn’t Podtoid or Podcastle, RetroForceGO!. That’s right:tonight at 8 pm PST, Chad Concelmo and Topher Cantler join myself and Jim Sterlingas we run down interesting news stories of the past week. Finally free from the viselike grip of theirretro dictator, Chad and Topher will, for once, be able to talk aboutmoderngames, if only for a few hours before returning to that most familiar realm of 8-bit graphics and unforgiving difficulty levels....

August 5, 2025 · 1 min · 195 words · Jessica Summers

Portal + Half-Life 2 = Dog/Companion Cube slash fiction (we hope)

What do you get when you combineHalf-Life 2(the finest FPS of all time) with the lovingly hand crafted portals fromPortal? Apparently you get the above video clip. Primotech sent us notice ofa piecethey have created to show off the inevitable melding of the two stories via the magic of hacking the Source engine. Not content with merely showing off their new toys, Primotech has also included instructions on how you can carry the portal gun into battle in the originalHalf-Life 2, Episodes 1and2andHalf-Life 2 Deathmatch....

August 5, 2025 · 1 min · 208 words · Casey Yu

Pre-E3: MotorStorm Apocalypse announced

To no surprise, Sony has announcedMotorStorm Apocalypsefor the PlayStation 3. But don’t call it “post-apocalyptic”; the game will take place during the apocalypse, with pieces of the city — inspired by the West Coast, and the Bay Area in particular — being torn up as you race. Players will race on the rooftops of collapsing buildings, as well as through subways and sewers. Apocalypsewill not only support sixteen players online, but four-player split-screen as well, along with combinations of the two (three on the same screen, with the rest of the players against 12 online, for instance)....

August 5, 2025 · 1 min · 115 words · Kevin Green

Preview: Majesty 2: The Fantasy Kingdom Sim

If there is one complaint I have about the RTS genre, it s that is be a bit too…involved. I mean, there is no lazy way to playStarCraftorCommand and Conquer. You’ve got to actually devote energy and involvement into the game, otherwise you’ll fall apart. It really seems that 1C and their internal team, 1C: Ino-Co, seems to agree with me, especially since their upcoming releaseMajesty 2: The Fantasy Kingdom Simis a game all about taking a hands-off approach to taking over a fantasy land....

August 5, 2025 · 4 min · 778 words · Kathleen May

Q-Games reveals trippy PixelJunk Eden for PSN

During a session at yesterday’s Independent Games Summit in San Francisco, Q-Games’ Dylan Cuthbert has revealed the next installment of their PlayStation NetworkPixelJunkseries. CalledPixelJunk Eden, not much is known about the game outside of what you see in the above trailer.The game appears to be a highly stylized pollination simulator of sort, which relies heavily on physics as a major component of the gameplay.Cuthbert saysthe game is “like an organic Mario, in a way....

August 5, 2025 · 2 min · 252 words · Diane Franklin