The Playboy andBayonettalove fest continues with this latest video featuring Playmates attempting to be Bayonetta. Playmates Ryan, Chernise, Kat, Jillian and Shannon all dress up like Bayonetta and act really awkwardly. You cango vote forwhich one you think is the hottest, or you can pick up the game and see that the real Bayonetta is way hotter than any of these Playboy girls. Also, none of the girls are hairy at all like Bayonetta....

This week Sony is really bringing on the quality PSN games. My credit card will shortly be carrying the burden of my hot desire for the highly toutedMega Man 9($9.99) as well as the no-longer-seizure-inducingWipeout HD($19.99). As for full games,Burnout Paradise($29.99) is out in downloadable form. I’m amazed at theamount of contentCriterion has pushed out with no cost to the consumer. If you missed this title in stores, definitely think about checking it out....

Thanks to a series of unfortunate accidents and post-menopausal mood swings, we had to make drastic cast changes this week. Fortunately, we made up for it with a gratis 50% increase in jokes about Nazis! Chris Furniss—————- Seattle, Washington Eliza Gauger—————– Oakland, California Honestly, I’m a huge fan of this episode, but I’m also a huge fan of the V2 rocket, so please, judge for yourself. As usual, you can pick up this episode from iTunes, or fromPodtoid....

Pokefanatics are one thing, but ones that play to win, working toward that goal of going to Hawaii to be the true champion are another. This year’s championships include the new DS games,Pokemon HeartGoldandSoulSilver, in the competition. At each qualifier tourney, players from two different age divisions (born in 1998 or later, or 1997 and earlier) will be selected on a first come, first serve basis from the attendees. The top four players from each age division will be invited to to go the finals, set to go don in Kona, Hawaii on August 13th through 15th....

You’ve picked up a controller to play the latest game from your favorite development team. It’s calledPolicemanofficer 2, and to the best of your knowledge, its similarities toPolicemanofficer 1are clear and expected. You’ll take control of Policemanofficer, you’ll police the streets, and you might even upgrade some skills and stats. All in a day’s work for Policemanofficer. As you reach the end of the game, something changes. The game begins to feel … wrong....

If there’s one thing Chaos loves to do, it’s to rise. Chaos is a bugger for a good rise. Fortunately for us, the Blood Ravens are around to put a stop to such silly shenanigans, so when the Black Legion decides to get all up in Calderis’ business, slaughteriffic fun is guaranteed for the family. Chaos Risingis the new expansion pack forDawn of War II, bringing a brand new faction to the table, along with a hot new unit for each of the established armies and a brand new single-player campaign....

Warning: This article is going to basically be endless gushing about upcoming PS3 action RPG3D Dot Game Heroes. No objectivity. Just gushing. I wanted it from the first time I saw it, as did much of the rest of Destructoid’s staff. But now, after seeing a presentation by Atlus today, I want it even more. I was already sold on3D Dot‘s fancy-looking yet blocky vintage RPG parody formula, but I saw today that there’s so much more here than old game references....

When I was told that I’d be previewingWipeout In The Zonefor Kinect, I thought for sure that Destructoid was trying to torture me through some sort of new-editor-hazing-process. For one, I’m a writer, not an athlete, and anything that involves sweating off my makeup in public just isn’t something that I find appealing. For another, a slogan like “I survived the Big Balls” warrants one dramatic facepalm and sounds like something that might possibly follow me around for life....

Actor Wentworth Miller, best known for his role as that guy who speaks really softly onPrison Break,updated his Twitterlast night and toldhis followersthat he’s working on theBioShockmovie: Prison Break may be ending, but I’ve got things in the works. Hint…one word: Bioshock. Lastwe heard, theBioShockfilm was put on hold due to huge budget costs. So does this mean the movie is still in the works? Possibly. Gore Verbinski passed on the opportunity to work on the fourthPirates of the Caribbeanfilm and you just know that film is going to be a guaranteed cash cow at the box office....

Look, if all you have is a PlayStation 2 and you want to playRock Band, by all means … go for it. I mean, there’s nothing wrong with it, really. Sure, it’s “gimped” when compared to other versions already on the market — there’s no downloadable content and no character creator, and the multiplayer career mode is somewhat of a joke. But hey, the core game is still good — buy it!...

I want you to know that I struggled with this post. I could not decide which of these four images which have cropped up on the official site forRecord of Agarest War 2would be the least offensive to the most people. I settled for the two people above sharing a lovely snack. Things don’t get better from there. Not if you have your mind in the gutter. There’s a rational explanation for all of it, I’m sure, but it’swaymore fun to leap to conclusions in these matters....

I used to rock the turbo buttons on my NES Max controller, even if I didn’t need to. I felt like a badass, thinking that while everyone else was using plain-jane ol’ standard NES controllers, I was getting my turbo on andjumping half as highwith my NES Max.Now that I’m older and less stupid, I can fully appreciate the charms of a turbo button. In this world of shooters, quicker shots mean a strong advantage....

Sometimes a publishermustsit down and think to itself: “Okay, we’ve remade this game roughly 10,000 times. This is stupid.” Capcom has no such self-awareness, however, andhas announcedthat yet anotherResident Evilremake is on the way. This time it’s a Wii version of the GameCube version of the PlayStation version of the firstResident Evil. This remake of a remake will of course feature obligatory waggle controls, but may also be played with the GameCube controller if you feel like negating the entire point of the thing....